Safe Drive, Staying Alive, AH AH AHAH STAYING ALIVE!! (Cue The Bee Gees)

Right so last night I had work, had a larf, first time I've worked with Steve since he's been back so we just chatted bout crap to get us through the shift, and that bloody Nun (that's her name, she not an actual nun, she's from Thailand) talked gobbledegook , I cant understand a bloody word she's saying.
< /rant> lol

So then I went home and watched the new heroes episode *WOOP WOOP!*, highlight the next part if you want to read it coz season 2 spoilers are ahead ->> what the hell is this company all about every frigging episode their goals seem to change, "we want to track them", "we want to help them", "we want to lock them up", "we want to change them back", "we want to kill them", wtf man, bob sort yourself out mate.

Adam wtf has he been doing for 400 years! Why didn't he just kill Hiro when he was a baby and stop his own suffering, not that I want Hiro dead but you would think he could of done something? And now he seems to be using Peter for his own bidding, why is he so clever now then?

That new girl with the electricity, why is that kinky bitch a baddy, cant we have her on the good side? she like a woman version of the Sith Lord, and the new plot seems to remind me of an older plot story, now when was there a major disaster in New York before... it's a bit of a slap in the face to the fans to think they are that stupid i think.

And also when Peter saw Nathan since the Kirby Plaza incident why didn't he leave a note or something? He's his brother and he's been locked up for ages, he would of done something? not even wake him up? Jesus, the little loop holes they leave in the story so it all patches together r stupid. Anyway enough about Heroes.

So the Thursday morning I wake up and for some reason I thought:

a) sweet, I've got no lesson first :)
b) I've got like 3 hours to kill
c) once I set off for school i'l b there immediately

Or so its seems because I went back to bed and woke up 15 minutes before I had to be there for my school trip.

Now it takes 1/2 an hour to walk there so that was out of the question, now by the time I'm ready to go I've got 10 minutes so I nabbed a set of keys in case Mum hasn't left any out and rush off to Bagshot square, heart pounding with adrenaline. So the next bus should be here in... 25 minutes.

Shit.

So I give Tommy T a call and luckily he's isn't there yet and he will give me a lift, I havn't even gone for a just got up piss yet. So now I realise while looking at the bakers across the road that i'm going to need a packed lunch aren't I?

Double shit.

I'm hungry, tired, got morning breath and sweaty from stressing out and running to the square. What a great start to the day its been :). But don't worry it gets worse from here on out. Just in the nick of time I make it onto the coach, but not before I get a bollocking from Mrs Hoggins for missing Stats of course, and realise I havn't sorted out who I'm going to sit next to.

Triple shit.

Now as we all know this is a major part of any school trip, its about image and funniness, so I pick out good old elexisy for the job (I cant spell the name but phonetically its like el-lex-e , his parents are Finnish), he's a nice guy I thought, and he obliges to sit next to me too. so we take the hour long journey there, I had nabbed my Gameboy SP with my new game Rhythm Tengoku (Rhythm Heaven in English, its a Japanese game, import only) that ive been playing recently on my way out of the house, its like Wario Ware but not based on how you interact with it but the theme instead is that all the levels are music based. check it out. I don't know any any Japanese and it hardly effects the game at all as long as werent whacked around the head with a baseball bat made of frozen stupid when you were a kid, oh and i picked up my ipod/lifeline.

So yh sat there listening to Dan Kemp's anecdotes and talking about random crap, so after getting further and further into the abyss of the countryside, I felt like I was in Somerset again, we arrived at this town hall. Just my luck the building next to it was a petrol station and so me and Elexisy spoked to Mrs "I teach Business and I'm a moody bitch" who said that it was fine to go there and they would wait for us, so we stocked up on grub which included:

• One tub of Häagen-Dazs Banoffee Icecream
• One Swiss Roll
• Jaffa Cake Bars
  
• Harribo Kids Mix (Well i had to really..)

And strolled out to find EVERYONE GONE, not a sausage.

So Elexisy freaked out and we found them in there and tagged along at the back to which Mrs "ItBaIamb" went "Oh yeah, I forgot about you two". cunt. So some dance banger was going on as came in to which the attending students of STAB SCHOOL raved and gatted to, as too we should, and me and good old sexy Elexisy sat down at the top, problem was as we were last ones we were made to sit next too all the teachers but Mrs Hoggins sat next to us and she's pretty safe and knows the scores about how I'm gunna behave in such circumstances so I tucked into my ice cream with my plastic coffee spoon with deteriated into just the spoon bit and then that broke in half down the middle with half of my icecream to go , so that got a bit messy especially as it was dark too, i think Mrs Hoggins just ignored all the slurping and noises i was making trying to eat the icecream in the end, bloody mission it was i tell ya.

So i came out of it felling sticky, bored and my butt hurting from sitting down for so long so review of Safe Drive is thier hearts i nthe right place but its much like being raped in a prison franckly.

Fuck it, got a wristband and keychain innit? lol

So yh, we got back about 4 and with Indigestion and a sore butt from sitting in traffic on the coach for an hour and a half I made the long walk home. Bloody Boy Racers.