Friday 28 March 2008

andre's bike

was at work last night and andre reakon he had a litre of vodka that had to be drunk that night and i wasnt having any of it but after work we drank this bottle of russain standard, i needed to heavily dulite the shit with lemonade ande coke and even then it was still crazy strong, andre there was just knocking it back, lukily he'd left it in the frezzer at work all night which makes it much easer to drink but still.. andre was like " its all phychological, drink it like water and tell yourself it is" the guys a nutter, in half an hour we'd done in half a litre each and the shit hadnt all kicked in yet and i was allready hammered, lea shut the place up and we still had a tiny bit left so we went round the back atwhich point he thought it would be a good idea to try a race race on this broken kids mountain bike that he bought off some child for a fiver so we did, which resulted in alot falling over and pain because you only know you were going over whbythe time you'd hit the floor. so Andre thought he would try doing backflips, which was pretty worried about but luckily he just meant throwing the bike up and spinning enough for it to land on its wheels again, so we shashed it up a bit more and then staggered home, when i woke up the next morning i think i was more pissed than when i fell asleep? anyway i didnt come in on thursday coz i couldnt make it frankly.

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